INDIANAPOLIS (AP) ? Quick, Wes Welker, spell Bill Belichick. Hey, Osi Umenyiora, know any other Elis besides that Manning guy? Rob Gronkowski, what's your favorite song by Madonna?
A friend and colleague ? smarter than most sportswriters, which doesn?t necessarily make him think tank-worthy ? says he has no interest in today?s Super Bowl XLVI and will watch it only if he happens to be home. He explains that he hates the Mannings (Archie and Jughead), so therefore can?t stand the Giants, and he?s sick of the Patriots (Tommy and Hoodie).